Introducing: Red

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Red was always one of the popular kids in school. With his good looks yet likeable personality, he just fit perfectly in society! His mother is an obsessive workaholic and his father is extremely lazy, so Red would sneak out of the house a lot to hang out with his best friends Yellow, Orange, and Cyan, and even hangs around with Pink too (viewing her as a friend, not a love interest). He'd sometimes be stopped by his older brother Maroon, but that's a topic for another article.

He notably has a big interest in women much older than him, mainly Magenta and Hot Pink. Despite this, he treats them correctly and respectfully and views Magenta like a mother as anyone else during their Earth trip stay. And still he is unaware of Pink's massive crush on him, despite how blatantly obvious she can make it.

Red especially loves to go bowling! Eventually his friends got tired of recommending it, and that's because Red wins every single time, and by a landslide!

However, he has a one-sided rival with Purple, who annoyingly hates him, and will be covered in Purple's article.

Advice

If there's one thing that Red is great at, it's giving advice. He used to be constantly troubling and annoying as a toddler-late tween but has since come to realize that it's only gonna make people not like you at all. He'll still sometimes cause trouble but usually means well.

Some people even think of Red as a "red flag" (no pun intended) just by his appearance.

However, Red also tends to struggle with coping with the fact that not all of his given advice is going to work properly, it's not like you can use magic to fix any situation, some things aren't fixable, yet Red tries too hard to fix them.

Easy-to-fool Parents

Red has caring and loving parents, but they don't pay as much attention as they should:

Crimson - Extremely lazy father. Loves sports and has a job that's not exactly his career.. He can be aggressive if you trigger his bad side, which Red (and Maroon too since he's his big brother) has done numerous times, as they underestimated his personality.

Geraldine - Housewife. Like most moms she complains about having to be the one responsible for the house being clean but she also finds it a hobby, and she always wears gloves. While she is wiser than her husband (like most cartoon parents) she too has her weird moments. She can't help but get addicted to work as well

With Crimson either at work or passed out on the couch, and Geraldine being focused too much on work, they unintentionally take away their focus on Red and Maroon which allows them to sneak out of the house frequently.

Inspirations for Red:

- Pen (Battle for Dream Island)
- Abe (Clone High)

- In addition, Geraldine is inspired by the mom in Dexter's Laboratory, and Crimson is (sorta) inspired by Daddy Pig from Peppa Pig, at least in terms of appearance.